The dog factor

We met and fell in love over eleven years ago. We dated for four, we were engaged for two,and married for the rest. Our lives are so jam packed and full of chaos, that in moments of watching the absurdity, we coined this phrase to help us laugh at stressful situations, vs screaming and running for the hills. Allow me to break it down some. Lets start with the first "addition" to our lives. We have a puggle which is a pug/beagle mix. She is the fatest dog I have ever seen. That is her biggest downfall. This dog can scale kitchen counters, knock over small children and even seek food from outside sources. That is not a joke. She ran away once and we found her sitting outside of a Sonic, hoping to score food. Then, a movie came out called Marley. In it, they claimed they owned the worst dog ever. I would challenge that every day of the week. So, in a moment of genius, I decide to get a yellow lab as a companion to the bored attention seeking sausage like puggle. Stupid. We deal with that serious error in judgement daily as well. That is how we live, though. Almost challenging the universe by asking "Its like that, is it? Okay. Let's figure our way through this mess!"